KRRISHHH.......MY ASS!!!!!!!!

Just as the 414 ton GSLV (Geosynchronous Satellite launch vehicle) F02 crashed into the Bay of Bengal at about 5:38 in the morning, a need for a YOUNG and YENERGETIC super hero was realized, who could place the satellite in outer space without a launch vehicle.

Yes this is the time of INDIAN SUPER HEROES. We have had enough of SUPERMAN, SPIDERMAN and BATMAN who are busy in other parts of the world leaving India’s future in the hands of Vijayakannth. It is rumoured that terrorist die even at the sight of him. But he is not a super hero! Certainly not young! Few of you may even argue why one more; we already have shaktiman!! Naah..he is busy doing Parle G ads and advising children not to jump of cliffs.

We were actually looking at somebody good looking with a good physique. We got just the guy in the deep valleys of Kullu Manali. We have India’s young Super Hero in the making. This guy is named KRRISH (No No not Krishnamachaari Srikanth!!).

Krishna aka Krrish is one hell of a super hero. Few of his special powers are listed below

1. He can run
2. He can Jump
3. He can climb
4. He can catch fish

Err…that’s abt it…

Krrish’s dad(Rohit) was a bit unstable forcing his mom to spend more time in the STABLES! Thus explaining his connections with the Equidae (the class that includes horses, donkeys, zebras etc) family. It is illustrated below. I BET U CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!

(Pics Courtesy: Naren; Special thanks to dpac)

As per his Grandma’s wishes, he tries to conceal his super powers by doing the following.

1. Throwing a cricket bat in the air during a game with the local kids. The Bat just flies off into outer space.
2. Having a 400 m race with a horse called TOOFAN (STORM in hindi) everyday.
3. Having tree climbing competitions with the monkeys and losing it time and again.
4. Scaring few tourists. One of them being our own Priyanka Chopra, Who won the Miss World title by declaring her living idol to be Mother Teresa!!!!
5. Playing volleyball and smashing the ball to distant locations. (Well..he is good at sports but he just hasn’t got the RULES RIGHT!!)

Somewhere in Germany during a football match between France and Italy a bat from outer space hits Materazzi and Zidane is given the RED CARD!!!

Meanwhile, our super hero decides to act in a movie (also called Krrish) whose screenplay is screwed by 5 people. The movie is a super duper hit. Singapore Tourism uses the movie for their promos, though the movie shows Singapore as a crime infested city.

Obviously, attracted by Singapore BEAUTIES during the movie shoot, Krish decides to stay in Singapore and abolish the crime there. The Masked Man as he is known in Singapore, when doing some monkey tricks at a circus sets the tents on fire and then saves the people from the same fire!

I think I will stop right here and write the rest in another blog which will be called “WHY THE HELL WILL I READ ONE MORE OF THIS”.