Friday, October 26, 2007

A Tale of Eroti – cities



She was in my arms (rather hands) at last. I could feel every inch of her. I had to wait for 4 long hours to get her. Now she was all mine.

Before you guys get any bright ideas I was talking about the TV remote. Right from night 7 to 11 the TV remote in my house passes thru various members of the family. That would also mean I had to bear the mental tortures of the mega serials and news. At about 11 is when I get to have the TV remote.

This particular day was peculiar of sorts. My mom, Granddad and grandma were all asleep by 11. Now it was just the TV and I in the hall. Ahh! Now I planned to sit and watch all those erotic programs that my friends discussed about at office. I decided to play it cool and go one by one starting from channel one. Just to make sure I don’t miss anything.

1. Sun TV - One mom – daughter sitting next to each other and talking at length – probably one more mega serial – no hopes of anything happening.
2. K TV – some old movie – the scene features 17 males – I don’t like the scene
3. Sun Music – supposed to show erotic 3 grade movie songs now – hard luck – shivaji K R
vijaya rub cheeks together – they are quite happy about it – I am not
4. Kalaignar TV – song from movie baba - Rajni does pelvic thrust – other men look on –
they do pelvic thrust too
5. Jaya TV – huge belly on display – I am happy – belly is covered with sauna belt – I am
unhappy
6. Vijay Tv – Somebody is shown naked – it jesus – too late
7. HBO – ads – I keep waiting – more ads
8. Star Movies – Movie is about to start – Suitable for viewing under 13
9. ESPN – next – Star sports – next – DD sports – next – so on – next – so forth
10. FTV – at last – something for sure – INDIA FASHION WEEK – Ethnic collection.

It was almost 12. I decided to listen to my friends discussion and not be a part of it.